Our top 10 SEO jokes…

Measurably Daring™

1. What do you call Princess Zelda in stockings and suspenders?

Link Bait

2.What type of music events do SEOs like to go to?

Heavy Meta gigs

3. What’s an SEO’s favourite Deodorant?

Lynx

4. Why did the SEO pirate quit his job?

Canonical issues.

5. What do you call an SEO with crabs?

Parasite hosting.

6. What do you call it when you and a small band of Spartans fend off an army of Persians?

A 301 redirect.

7. What did the SEO do on his honeymoon?Â

He put a “nofollow” outside the door.

8. What do you call it when twins are pleased?

Duplicate content.

9. What do you call a game where touching the person makes them NOT it?

Alt tag.

10. What do you call a man with six fingers on one hand?

Supplemental index.

Credit to @seojokes